%$$$$$$&******@@@!!!!!
Today, George W. Bush's daughter Jeanna Bush is marrying some guy who is the son of Virginia's former lt. governor.
I fumbled the initial effort to post this- hence the #%&!, so I'll forego the tempting wise-quipping though I will put in this quote from Bill Maher who just missed the cut: "You're not losing a daughter, you're losing a war."
Here are 10 People I only wish to God would be there in Crawford, Tex.:
10. Sean Penn
9. Michael Moore (I am showing "Canadian Bacon" to friends tomorrow night)
8. John Waters
7. Larry Flynt
6. Arianna Huffington (She used to be a Republican!)
5. Hugo Chavez
4. Sen. Larry "I'm Still Not Gay" Craig (R-Ida.)
3. Cindy Sheehan
2. Marilyn Manson
1. King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia*
*- The only person on this list who might actually be at the wedding!
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