Friday, November 6, 2015
O'Malley is running against Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders and Dick Cheney (that's a joke) for the Democratic party's 2016 presidential nominee.
Tonight's debate took place at Winthrop University in Rock Hill, SC, where my late grandfather Dudley "Doc" Sturgis once taught economics. We also noticed the sharp irony that the last GOP debate took place at Colorado University in Boulder, Colo., a progressive college town, and the current Democratic debate is taking place in a zip code which has probably voted for every Republican candidate since Chester Arthur.
Here are the tweets:
1) Secular Talk: Bernie Sanders runs circles around the other candidates when it comes to both substance and confident messaging.
2) Catholic Democrats: Bernie Sanders has become a lot sharper when discussing racial disparities and ways to address racial inequality.
3) Pat Bagley (liberal political cartoonist for The Salt Lake Tribune): Bernie Sanders isn't proposing anything more radical than what Eisenhower implemented in the '50s.
4) Suzy Khimm (liberal journalist with "The New Republic"): Free points for media-bashing wooooooo.....
5) E.J. Dionne, center-left columnist for the Washington Post: Smart move by Bernie Sanders to criticize 'stupid' Republican attacks on each other and to say Democrats don't want to campaign like that.
6) Andrea Mitchell (NBC News reporter): Rachel Maddow to Bernie Sanders: What is the misconception about you? He says people think I'm grumpy.
7) Anna Douglas (Rock Hill Herald): Maddow asking the gun Q. Had to know this was coming.
8) Jessica Valenti (The Guardian, UK): I really do enjoy watching Bernie.
9) Zaid Jilani (progressive Muslim activist): Bernie is doing well in this Dem Forum. He's coming off as very loose; I think better than the debate."
Since we are wondering if anyone across the pond in Liverpool, England, UK, where Emre Can (pict. bottom; his last name is pronounced like 'John') plays for Liverpool FC which defeated the Russian team Rubin Kazan 1-0 in European play on Thursday.
We mixed in two sports along with the tweets about the debate.
Here are the tweets:
1) Secular Talk: Too bad Jim Webb dropped out. He would've told Rachel Maddow specifics on that dude he killed.
2) Jessica Valenti ("The Guardian" UK): LOL! Martin O'Malley's most impractical item of clothing: a kilt. Finally a stupid ass fashion question for a dude.
3) Lex Alexander (progressive activist): A kilt is impractical?? I'M NOT VOTING FOR O'MALLEY.
4) Bakari Sellers (former SC Democratic state legislator): Martin O'Malley is rolling tonight. Doing very well in this environment. His optimism is refreshing.
5) Ana Kasparian (liberal tv talk show host): Glad O'Malley is attacking for profit prisons. But I wonder why is it nothing is ever done and talked about?
6) Karen Loftus (WDBJ-7, CBS/Roanoke, Va.): HALF: GW Danville 21 Magna Vista 7.
7) Roger Simon (Politico): O'Malley: 'Contrary to Donald Trump's assertion, the enduring symbol of this country is not the barb-wire fence but the Statue of Liberty.'
8) Martin O'Malley: I did not allow private prisons in Maryland. I would not allow private prisons in our country either.
9) Duke Volleyball: Set 3: Georgia Tech starts the third set with a 6-4 lead over Duke.
Democratic Forum Debate Tweets from Winthrop U (1 of 3): Live from Rock Hill, SC, it's Saturday Night Live........
Tonight's Democratic Party Forum at Winthrop U in Rock Hill, SC, is perhaps just over now, but we got some tweets from the debate including one from Bakari Sellers, a former Democratic state legislature from Denmark, SC, who was at the debate himself (he is a contributor to CNN; yet he slams the media in his tweet).
Our images are of Democratic Party front-runner Hillary Clinton (top), a bald eagle (center, since Winthrop's mascot is an eagle), and Dale Earnhardt Jr., since the band Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. (now Jr. Jr.) was playing gig at the 9:30 Club in Washington, DC, where everyone not watching the debate in the nation's capital were probably gathered.
Here are the tweets:
1) Herald-Journal (Spartanburg, SC, newspaper, earlier in the day): "Rand Paul talks about Keystone XL while stumping in Spartanburg." (the GOP candidate Paul later went to Rock Hill).
2) Overheard in Newsroom (not about the debate, but we thought it was amusing): "Those pesky interns with their creative impulses and their hope."
3) Shane Goldmacher (Politico): "So Marco Rubio is asking for Scott Walker's endorsement."
4) Ken Rudin: "Ben Carson, accused of making things up and not being truly informed, announces he would appoint Judge Reinhold to the Supreme Court." (This is a joke, Judge Reinhold was a teen movie actor in the '80s).
5) Jack Miller (Clinton campaign): "Hillary Clinton supporters loud and proud! Turnout is amazing!"
6) Martin O'Malley: Hillary Clinton wants to go after Jeb Bush for making excuses on guns. But, she did the same thing in 2008."
7) Washington Post: "Amid national coverage about race, Yale acknowledges failing its minorities."
8) Shannon Greene ("Rock Hill Herald" reporter): Meet Hillary "fangirl," Madison Kimrey, the first in line for the debate.
9) Bakari Sellers: Mainstream Media....there is one reason your Bernie is making a comeback like in '08 is really off, Bernie is not Barack Obama. You're welcome.
Saturday, October 31, 2015
Wednesday, October 28, 2015
SPOILER ALERT: The Kansas-Iowa State college volleyball game we mentioned in earlier tweets resulted in a Kansas victory (3-1).
These tweets are from Washington, DC, media outlets as well as some partisan and non-partisan observers. Now, the BBC is saying that Google is trying to reach remote jungle areas in Indonesia, hmm....yeah, we can't imagine we get many hits from those areas.
The photo above is of Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex), one of the Republican candidates, who bears a stark resemblance to the late "Dracula" actor Bela Lugosi.
Here are the tweets:
1) The Hill: "Ben Carson on homosexuality_ I believe our Constitution protects everybody."
2) The Onion (a satirical publication): Jeb Bush Inching Podium Closer to Center of Stage During Commercial Breaks.
3) Chris Cillizza (Washington Post): Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz are just on a different level tonight.
4) Robert Costa (Washington Post): Bush muted. No more hits on Rubio for now.
5) Bernie Sanders (liberal presidential candidate): "It is an embarrassment that we have a major political party that rejects the overwhelming science on climate change."
6) Emily Stephenson (Reuters): Rubio: Democrats have the ultimate Super PAC, it's called the mainstream media.
7) Glenn Kenny (movie critic): One liners not withstanding Rubio's a goddamn fascist.
8) John Robinson (former Greensboro, NC "News&Record" news editor): "You poor people watching the GOP Debate. You could be watching the Series or the NBA or Jane Seymour's Skin Care Secrets."
9) Tom Tomorrow (liberal cartoonist): Another hit on the media DRINK.
Here are tweets which are mostly from Colorado sources, mixed in with an update on the Kansas-Iowa State college volleyball game in Ames, Iowa, which was broadcast on ESPN-U tonight.
1) The Colorado GOP: Packed house at the official Colo GOP watch party. CO Republicans are engaged.
2) Denver Political News: Carly Fiorina blasts politicians for talking about tax reform for years, but not doing anything about it.
3) Jared Polis: Jeb and Rubio fighting as only lovers can.
4) Marshall Zelinger (local newspaper reporter): Chris Christie makes an appearance at the GOPDebate. Better make it worth it, not sure when he's gonna be asked another question.
5) Cyclone Volleyball: ISU has sure fire now! 3-0 run has reduced the Kansas advantage to 9-7 in the fourth.
6) Adrian D. Garcia (Coloradoan Reporter, a newspaper in Fort Collins): CNBC to Fiorina: 'Your board fired you, I'm just wondering why you think we should hire you now?'"
7) Foreign Affairs: For those glued to the GOPDebate tonight, the World Series Game 2 is tied 0-0 at the top of the fourth.
8) College Republicans: Thank you, Ted Cruz for saying what we are all thinking.
9) Colorado Dems: Rand Paul's budget priorities cuts to programs that hurt Coloradans.
Here are tonight's tweets:
1) Chris Cillizza (Washington Post): Say what you want about CNN's intro music and stuff, it's WAY better than this.
2) Crowley Report: Let's keep the camera on the panel said a CNBC director who should be fired.
3) Boer Deng ("The Times" of London): Trump clearly never saw Mulan_you know the Great Wall gets breeched.
4) Liz Mair (conservative political strategist): "Donald Trump literally just compared Latin American unauthorized immigrant to Mongolian hordes. Interesting."
5) Jonathan Chait (New York Magazine): "First question for Donald Trump: Has your entire campaign been a dream"
6) Cyclone Volleyball: Maggie Anderson sends a serve wide and we on the board in the third set, 1-1."
7) Joe Perez (Kansas City Royals fan): Please never show the Matthew McConaughey commercial my World Series.
8) David A. Bell (Princeton U historian): Food fight!
9) Kai Ryssdal (host of NPR's "Marketplace"):Why is Trump going after John Kasich? Don't quite get it.
Thursday, October 8, 2015
Yes, it has been a full two weeks since we last entered a blog entry. In that time, Katie Holmes has reconciled with ex-husband Tom Cruise, and Tim Tebow has converted to Islam, well, of course, neither of those things have happened though the image with Tebow in a turban is quite striking.
As many of you know, Washington, D.C., our nation's capital has been turned upside down this week as House Speaker John Boehner, a Republican from Ohio, abruptly resigned from Congress. Then, today, Cong. Kevin McCarthy, his hand-picked successor 'bailed out' of being elected speaker. Thus, Cong. Paul Ryan (R-Wisc., pict. bottom), the 2012 veep candidate is being recruited though he has told the media he is not interested.
This makes one speculate that just anyone, including actor Kevin Spacey (pict. top) who plays a fictional South Carolina congressman could be in the running! Spacey plays the house member of the Netflix series "House of Cards."
Netflix also made news today as they announced they were increasing their subscription rates by one dollar, which Twitter also chimed in on.
Here are 11 tweets from a group as politically diverse as Rich Lowry, an editor at the conservative "National Review" and David Corn, a progressive reporter with "Mother Jones."
1) The Nation (a liberal magazine): "The GOP has actually been teetering on a chaotic cliff for a long time_as has American conservatism."
2) The Weekly Standard (a conservative magazine): "Just over a week ago, Kevin McCarthy first considered dropping out of the race."
3) Rich Lowry: "Source says it's btwn Ryan and his wife right now. If that's a go, next hurdle will be whether he thinks he can 218 votes or not."
4) David Corn: "You know what we need today? Sarah Palin news."
5) Ryan Grim (Huffington Post): Fun fact: Kevin Spacey shadowed Kevin McCarthy for his House of Cards role.
6) Brian Stelter (CNN): " 'To continue adding more TV shows and movies incl many Netflix original titles, we are modestly raising the price...' "
7) Dave Weigel (Washington Post): "I'm shocked, shocked that Ryan did not elucidate his plans while being chased by cameras."
8) Chad Pergram (Fox News): Paul Ryan is fundamentally about two things: Family and numbers. And, balancing that equation doesn't always work in politics.
9) Washington Post: Ben Carson suggests that gun rights could have kept Hitler from killing as many Jews.
10) Mother Jones: The chemical in cookware and cupcake wrappers might be causing cancer.
11) Washington Diplomat: Imprisoned Saudi blogger's* wife protest at Saudi embassy in Vienna. (That blogger is Raif Badawi).
Well, that's it for tonight, now it's time to go to The Diner on 18th Street NW in Washington, DC**
http://www.dinerdc.com/ where who knows, we might run into Cong. Virginia Foxx (R-NC) and pester her about what's going on inside Capitol Hill?! (we actually live pretty far from DC)
Thursday, September 24, 2015
Today, we bring you the 10th and final installment of our 10 for 10 series commemorating the tenth anniversary of this very blog, which went up (in its original form) on Sept. 21, 2005. It was a radically different time then as Ari the beloved family tuxedo cat was still alive. Alas, he died just shy of his 20th birthday on March 2nd, 2007. Ok, otherwise, I guess things haven't really changed that much!
We are using an image of Michael Bolton because when we hear the slang word 'earworm,' the junkbox in our minds starts playing "How Am I Supposed to Live Without You?"..........which makes us wonder if Dick Cheney urged that this song be played to terrorist or terrorist suspects while waterboarding them at Gitmo, the American naval base in Cuba.
I suppose we will never know the answer to that, but we have three definitions of urban slang words/terms for you:
1) Earworm: A song that sticks in your mind relentlessly, and will not leave no matter how hard you try (applies to Michael Bolton as well as any song by Air Supply).
2) Gold digger: A person who goes out with you for for your money, or someone who dates Tori Spelling!
3) Gender ninja: A person has an uncertain gender based on their personal appearance, hmm....see also the character Pat that was once part of "Saturday Night Live".....
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
Tonight, we quote one of our favorite Canadians the singer Alanis Morrissette who along with the likes of Sheryl Crow, the Gin Blossoms, and the Goo Goo Dolls dominated rock and pop charts in the 1990s. In recent years, Morrissette has also been actress with a recurring part on the Showtime series "Weeds," which wrapped up its long run a few years ago.
Here is her quote:
"I try to keep a low profile in general. Not with my art, but just as a person."
Monday, September 21, 2015
Tonight actually marks the 10th anniversary of our first blog entry here on this blog, to our knowledge only four or five people read that one. Hopefully, at least 98 will read this entry (nudge, nudge, wink, wink....)
On a personal note, we want to send our kudos to Chris Hurst, the 11:00 news anchor for WDBJ-7 in Roanoke, Va. If you watched CNN a few weeks ago, you saw him speak with Anderson Cooper, he has been through a lot. Tonight marks his second week of returning to the broadcast booth. Since Roanoke is our hometown, we wish Hurst the best.
We were hoping a joke about Scott Walker, the Wisconsin governor who dropped out of the Republican presidential candidate race, but we are running late, and you can see the tweets of his former employee Liz Mair, which are indeed quite amusing.
Tonight, we are going retro with the first line of Chuck Palahniuk's great 2001 cult classic novel "Choke." A few years ago, we had lots of fun with posts about the first lines of novels, such as Leo Tolstoy's "War and Peace," which we must profess to have never read!
Here is the first line from "Choke:"
"If you're going to read this, don't bother. After a couple pages, you won't want to be here. So forget it. Go away. Get out while you're still in one piece. Save yourself."
Saturday, September 19, 2015
Our initial choice for a virtual postcard was the quaint small town of Madison, which is hosting a heritage festival on Saturday, Oct. 3rd, with 100 vendors, but we couldn't find a suitable image. Madison is in Rockingham County, which also includes the towns of Eden and Reidsville.
Instead, we opt for this photo of Old Salem in Winston-Salem, some 45 miles west of Madison. Winston-Salem is also the host of the River Run Film Festival in April, and the home of Wake Forest University.
In European soccer action today, Eden Hazard of Chelsea scored a late goal to solidify a 2-0 victory over their London crosstown rivals Arsenal.
In the Netherlands, Heracles upset PSV Eindhoven 2-1. And, in Turkey, the Istanbul powerhouse Galatasaray managed a 1-0 victory over perennial contender Trabzonspor.
Today as the Pope is visiting Havana, Cuba, we go back to our old standby that is the virtual postcard. Today's image is of Splash, the mascot of the Myrtle Beach Pelicans who play Carolina League baseball in Myrtle Beach, SC.
Earlier this week, the Pelicans won the Carolina League title over the Wilmington Blue Rocks from Wilmington, Delaware. Pelicans' catcher Victor Caratini was named MVP of the championship series. The Pelicans are an affiliate of the Chicago Cubs.
Though summer is the peak tourist season for the South Carolina resort area, many tourists come in the off-season to get away from it all.
Hope everyone is enjoying their weekend so far. We are listening to "Snap Judgment," which airs on Tuesday nights at 9:00 p.m. on WNYC-FM (New York) with host Glynn Washington.
Friday, September 18, 2015
The sport of greyhound racing which is popular in many American states including West Virginia is highly controversial, but in recent years, awareness has been made about adopting retired greyhounds, we will provide two links to greyhound rescue organizations in Virginia and North Carolina.
Additionally, we will provide links to animal shelters in Georgia and Florida.....
At this hour, we are delighted to hear writer Steve Almond who has written a critical book on American football on the BBC World Service; we have been a fan of his work since he wrote pieces for "The Oxford American." Almond, a long-time Oakland Raiders fan, also recently wrote an opinion essay on the need for greater civic action to protect football players from concussions.
Here are the dog links:
http://albanyhumanesociety.com/ (animal shelter of Albany, Georgia)
http://www.thehsmc.org/ (animal shelter of Ocala, Florida)
http://againstfootball.org/ (Steve Almond's book)
Today, we feature an image of a Turkish Van cat, which retail for circa $50 on the streets of Istanbul. Here in the United States, we gather they cost considerably more.
If you are looking for a cat in an animal shelter, you will probably not find a Van cat, but tuxedo cats, orange tabby cats, and calico cats need homes, here are two animal shelter links we are listing:
http://www.spartanburghumane.org/ (Humane Society of Spartanburg, South Carolina)
http://hswcmd.org/ (Humane Society of Hagerstown, Maryland)
Just because we are featuring the images of elephants, the traditional symbol of America's Republican Party does NOT mean we are endorsing Ted Cruz, Donald Trump, Donald Trump again, Jeb Bush, Jim Gilmore, George Pataki, Chris Christie, Scott Walker, Mike Huckabee........well, you get the idea (excuse the political humor, it should be pointed we didn't go with Carly because we did not want to spell her name incorrectly)......
There are many zoos here in America and around the world where one can discover his or her inner child and perhaps see a live elephant, here are four links you can check out:
http://www.marylandzoo.org/ (Maryland Zoo)
http://www.hoglezoo.org/ (Hogel Zoo of Salt Lake City, Utah)
http://zoo.sandiegozoo.org/ (San Diego Zoo)
http://www.zoo-berlin.de/en (Berlin Zoo in Germany)
Sunday, September 13, 2015
10 for 10 (2nd Entry): Our Six Most Popular Entries..........a quote from the athlete formerly known as Bruce Jenner
Over our ten years of blogging, we have not been too consumed with which entries get mega-hits and which ones are ignored like the opening act at a Rolling Stones concert, but Bruce Jenner (now known as Caitlyn Jenner or Jessica Lange) and Bristol Palin both got us attention in ways we never imagined!
A quote from Jenner (top) and Palin (bottom), the daughter of Sarah Palin, a governor of Alaska who ran with John McCain as the veep nominee for the Republican Party made for entries which both rank in our top image. The Bristol Palin quote is the number one entry, while the Bruce Jenner quote was our third most popular entry, helped in all probability by his stunning gender-change.
Other popular entries include one about how we ate a whole entire anchovy pizza in Washington, DC, during a 2010 trip (anchovies are pict. center), a silly image to fill space for an angora cat, and a quote from Che Guevara, which probably helped us become popular in Cuba and El Salvador.
Here are the six most popular entries.........with entries to the ones which have photos....
1. Things We Learned on Twitter (the Bristol Palin entry). April 7, 2010. 14,416 hits.
2. DC Diary_ I Ate a Whole Anchovy Pizza. Dec. 28, 2010. 5,036 hits.
3. Quote of the Day_ Bruce Jenner. March 6, 2012. 4,765 hits. http://politicscultureandotherwastesoft.blogspot.com/2012/03/quote-of-dayweek-bruce-jenner.html
4. Silly Photo to Fill Space_Angora Cat. Jan. 27, 2010. 3, 917 hits.
5. Special Quote of the Week from Che Guevara. May 2, 2009. 3,390
6. Special Screening_ Harold and Maude. June 24, 2009. 2,562 hits. http://politicscultureandotherwastesoft.blogspot.com/2009/06/special-screening-harold-and-maude.html
Saturday, September 12, 2015
The images above are in conjunction with three of the countries on this list, the Russian dolls are for (of course) Russia, the Hindu love god Shiva is for India, and the women at the bottom associated with a bossa nova song about a beach we can't spell represent Brazil (yeah, that was a bit awkward).....
Here is the list, that we dedicate to Bill Griffith, the artist who draws up "Zippy the Pinhead,"our folk singer friend Bruce Piephoff from Greensboro, NC, and the late, great Japanese actor Toshiro Mifune:
1) Russia 34, 974
2) Germany 11,421
3) United Kingdom 10,612
4) Canada 10, 085
5) France 6,320
6) Ukraine 4,407
7) India 3,256
8) Australia 2,467
9) Brazil 1,971
Our sister blog is The Daily Vampire: http://www.nocturnalguy38.blogspot.com
Tuesday, September 8, 2015
Today we celebrate International Literacy Day, and this list features titles we have not read before or perhaps did but fell asleep in the process. A children's author highly recommended I read more Ray Bradbury. So, we are putting a Bradbury novel on the list, but not the one he suggested, as is our usual fashion, like Matthew Broderick's title character in the film "Ferris Bueller's Day Off,' we are a bit rebellious around here!
And, now the list....
1) Cosmopolis. Don DeLillo. 2003 (pict. top)
2) Me and Orson Welles. Robert Kaplow. 2008.
3) The Leftovers. Tom Perrotta. 2011.
4) Gone Girl. Gillian Flynn. 2012 (pict. center)
5) Submarine. Joe Dunthorne. 2008.
6) God's Pocket. Pete Dexter. 1983.
7) Fahrenheit 451. Ray Bradbury. 1953.
8) Tender Is the Night. F. Scott Fitzgerald. 1934 (pict. bottom)
9) The Naked and the Dead. Norman Mailer. 1948.
10) The Museum of Innocence. Orhan Pamuk.* 2008
*-originally published in Turkish
http://www.denverlibrary.org (Denver Library)
Saturday, September 5, 2015
1) Male Thoughts: And yet another day I've gone without using calculus (top image)
2) Because I'm a Guy: It can take me anywhere between 0.02 seconds to 3 days to reply to a text.
3) Patrick Radden Keefe (bottom image): Astonishing story. Look both ways indeed: Why drivers in China intentionally kill pedestrians they hit.
4) Anne Applebaum: Europe turned away from crises in Libya and Syria. But now the results have arrived on their shores (center image: Both Turkey and Greece have received influx of refugees en route to western Europe).
5) John McCain: Must-read WSJ-Opinion: Beijing's Martial Display_ China puts on a show of military power and nationalism.
6) Bridget Bowman: Two protests confronting each other in Upper Senate Park (in Washington, DC).
7) Denver Post: Two suspects in custody in connection with Eagle County armed robbery where one person was shot.
8) WRAL News (Raleigh, NC): Just in: Authorities evacuate Chatham County Food Lion after bomb threat (it was later revealed that no bomb was found).
9) PRI's The World: This Afghan teen rapper has gone from poverty in Afghanistan to eating sushi in the US (she resides at a boarding school in Utah).
10) Montreal Gazette: "Justice Minister Stephanie Vallee to make announcement regarding gender change status."
Tuesday, September 1, 2015
Former "Roanoke Times" reporter and respected author Beth Macy wrote in "The New York Times" that the incident had brought the community of Roanoke together as well as 'the Roanoke diaspora' of folks who have moved to other areas. Though the issue of gun violence (a Glock was used in the homicides) has fully surfaced especially given that a gun control activist was actually handcuffed outside the Roanoke Civic Center where a gun show was still held over the weekend.
Here are the last ten cds we've listened to. They include some hip, happening bands from previous decades, including The Replacements (pict. top), The Police (pict. center, well we went with a Czech police officer instead), and They Might Be Giants (pict. bottom).
Here is the list:
1. The Replacements. Don't Tell a Soul. 1989.
2. The Police. Regattade Blanc. 1979.
3. Matthew Sweet. Sunshine Lie. 2008.
4. They Might Be Giants. Apollo 18. 1992.
5. Tom Tom Club. Boom Boom Chi Boom Boom. 1989.
6. The Go-Gos. Beauty and the Beat. 1981.
7. Peter, Bjorn and John. Writer's Block. 2006.
8. Blur. 13. 1999.
9. REM. Out of Time. 1991.
10. Mates of State. Bring It Back. 2006.
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
This week we take a look at the top ten comic strips from the Sunday edition of "The News and Record," a daily newspaper in Greensboro, NC, which is not to be mixed up with a weekly newspaper of the same name in South Boston, Va., a town which is noted for having artistic fire hydrants. A similar project was performed in Lewisburg, WVa.
There were no fire hydrant jokes in the ten comic strips which made our cut, but "Foxtrot," our first place finisher, focused on everything that could go wrong on a family picnic, including the dreaded poison ivy (pictured top) as well as ants........oh actually Javier the Intern has informed us that the strip featured ticks not ants. Let's move on.....
The Danish import "WuMo," featured a crazy elephant trying to tip over a Coca Cola truck to the confused befuddlement of his fellow elephants at a gas station, perhaps in an Interstate town like Augusta, Georgia.
And, speaking of Augusta, we conclude with "Ziggy," which week showed the title character having a miserable day at the golf course, which is why we have an image of golf legend Arnold Palmer in our third slot! An alcoholic beverage that we've never had is named after him as well....
Here is the list:
3. Pearls Before Swine
4. Brewster Rockit: Space Guy
5. Over the Hedge
7. Phoebe and Her Unicorn
9. Judge Parker
Monday, August 17, 2015
It's perhaps fitting that this week's Sunday comic strip "Pearls Before Swine" which features its Goat character in the lime light (well in a dim limelight) is the top finisher in our weekly survey of Sunday comic strips from "The Roanoke Times" as there are some cool pygmy goats from Cameroon at the Mill Mountain Zoo in Roanoke, Va.
For those who have never traveled to Roanoke, it is a city of 100,000 people which is an hour north of Martinsville, Va., home of the Rev. Johnny Robertson who is rumored to have the most over-the-top Southern Baptist church in the world, well at least in Henry County.
Our third-place finisher is "Agnes," which is why we have an image of the late Agnes Moorehead who played the mother in the late 1960s sitcom "Bewitched."
Fifth place goes to Get Fuzzy, which has some knock knock jokes, so we went with an image of Mormons.
Liberal comedian Bill Maher is actually coming to Roanoke on Friday for the first time, we hope he really socks it to Donald Trump, who was brilliantly lampooned in today's (Monday) "Zippy the Pinhead."
Here is the list:
1. Pearls Before Swine
2. Speed Bump
5. Get Fuzzy
7. Funky Winkerbean
10. Jump Start
Friday, August 14, 2015
1) "Do you like pie, Earl?" (Pickles, Aug. 2nd)
2) "So what are you guys going to do tonight?" (Zits, March 29th)
3) "I forgot my Kindle!" (Blondie, Aug. 9th)
4) "He fell into a black hole of narcissism" (Brewster Rockit: Space Guy, Aug. 9th)
5) "Are you still single?" (Garfield, Aug. 9th, pict. top)
6) "Yeah, but the worst part is being invisible." (Doonesbury, March 29th)
7) "I've gotta hit the little boys' room." (Crankshaft, May 3rd)
8) "How should I approach your dog?" (Mother Goose and Grimm, May 3rd, pict. center)
9) "There's lasagna in the oven," (Sherman's Lagoon, March 29th)
Thursday, August 13, 2015
Here we go (Don't Try This at Home or On Your Blog...it's time-consuming):
1. "Mmmm! Something sure smells good!" (Pickles, Aug. 2nd)
2. "Let me give you a cooking lesson." (Baldo, Aug. 2nd)
3. "Go away. I already beat you once!" (B.C., July 19th)
4. "Try to relax! Focus on your peaceful surroundings! Don't think about work!" (Hagar the Horrible, Aug. 2nd)
5. "Hey, I know real people!" (Garfield, July 19th)
6. "You're a Bob Dylan fan, right Cosmo?" (Shoe, July 19th)
7. "Wow! Talk about false advertising." (Adam at Home, May 3rd)
8. "Diner was marvelous, mom." (Hi and Lois, May 3rd)
9. "I........Have to Go to the Bathroom" (Take it from the Tinkersons, May 3rd)