Friday, August 3, 2007

A Version of Harry Potter That Won't Be in the Classroom

While in Massachusetts, I picked up a copy of Boston's main hip alternative paper "The Boston Phoenix," which needs a better spellchecker (they spelled "Hustler" publisher Larry Flynt's name Larry Flint).

The July 20 issue of the newspaper had some quips from stadup comedian Lizz Winstead, who was performing in Boston that weekend.

When asked what happens to Harry Potter in the final book, the quick-witted comedian replied:

"I think he meets up with Ted Haggard and they have a not-gay affair and then Harry Potter has to go to gay-conversion camp. It will be called 'Harry Pott-him."

Well, all you Potter fans were warned that this entry might offend you!:)

Useful Links:

thephoenix.com

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