Today's entry looks at funny pages dialogue from the Sunday, Nov. 18th edition of "The Charleston Gazette-Mail" in Charleston, W.Va., which still carries the wonderful comic strip "Mother Goose and Grimm," which features a cameo from Big Bird, but Mitt Romney was nowhere to be seen (to think 47-percent of our fellow Americans wanted Mitty Rich to be prez.....wow!).
Oh...but, first an update on how former American gold-medal winning gymnast Shawn Johnson is doing on "Dancing with the Stars," drats, someone changed the channel!
Here we go:
1) "Just a turkey hallucination. I get them this time every year" (from "Garfield")
2) "Ok, I'll need to but a turkey," (from "Grand Avenue")
3) "It's not proper for a girl to call a boy on the telephone" (from "Peanuts")
4) "They're trying to kill me out there. They want to cut my head off. I'm going to die!!" (from "Mother Goose and Grimm," a turkey is talking)
5) "What a great cook! I'm the luckiest man in the world!" (from "Hagar the Horrible")
6) "It says here that more Americans are eating something besides turkey for Thanksgiving." (from "Over the Hedge")
7) "Our invitation for tonight is lit up........more than 200 and climbing!" (from "Rex Morgan M.D.")
8) "Very nice?! Are you kidding?! She's world-class!!" (from "Blondie")
9) "I'm still fond of soft-spoken intellectuals" (from "Shoe")
10) "She asked me to put up the holiday lights while she was gone." (from "Dilbert")
11) "When I come back, I'll show you some trout holes you won't believe." (from "Judge Parker")
12) "What are those funny-looking birds?" (from "Hi and Lois")
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