20-Word Fiction: Listen to Your Teachers

Greetings from the Hartford Public Library here in Hartford, Conn., which is not actually where we are blogging from but we expect they have every novel from Turkish writer Orhan Pamuk, which have been translated into English.

Speaking of Turkey, today's image is of the famed Hagia Sophi, a state museum in Istanbul, Turkey, where actress Ashley Judd visited yesterday (we learned this from one of her tweets) which started as a Byzantine church before being converted to a mosque by the Ottomans.

Here is today's 20-word fiction which we are writing while listening to Brahms........:

"My religion professor said to be a true intellectual, one must read the Holy Bible and the Koran. Maybe so."

http://www.hplct.org/

Last Ten Films We've Seen (as of Oct. 9th): Imports; Lots of Imports

A verse from "The Holy Koran," a bus-stop shaped like a school bus in Athens, Georgia, and a Slovenian folk dance are our three images here in reference to: 1) The Reluctant Fundamentalist; 2) I Am Waiting; and 3) Spare Parts, a film from Slovenia. "Spare Parts" was released as part of the Film Movement dvd series, but it appears the company has lost copyright rights for the films as it is no longer listed as one of their selections (we found the film through a local library).

Interestingly enough, Turkish actor Haluk Bilginler is in both "The Reluctant Fundamentalist" and "Innocence."

Here is the list:

1) The Reluctant Fundamentalist. 2012. Director: Mira Nair.

2) Love Crime. France. 2010. Dir: Alain Courneau. w/Kristin Scott Thomas

3) Innocence. Turkey. 1997. Dir: Zeki Demirkubuz.

4) I Am Waiting. Japan. 1957. Dir: Koreyoshi Kurahara

5) Spare Parts. Slovenia. 2003. Damjan Kozole.

6) Wadjda. Saudi Arabia. 2012. Haifaa Al-Mansour.

7) Gone Girl. 2014. David Fincher (excellent movie!) w/ Ben Affleck

8) The Arbor. Documentary. 2010. Clio Barnard.

9) Prisoners. 2013. Denis Villenuuve.

10) Hustling. TV Movie. 1975. Joseph Sargent w/Jill Clayburgh and Lee Remick

http://www.filmmovement.com

http://www.criterion.com

Top 10 Riskiest Neckties to Wear to Work...

The "Tom and Jerry" necktie pictured above probably would NOT cause problems at work unless you had a very uptight boss, however even in hip, liberal places like Berkeley, Calif., or Boulder, Colo., many of these neckties would not be cool. Conversely, rebel flag and Stop Abortion neckties would not work well in an office environment in Lynchburg, Va., (actually we're not certain about that!).

Incidentally, all of these listed ties are available from zazzle.com or other Internet outlets!

Here is our list:

1. Che Guevara necktie (pictured)
2. Marijuana leaf necktie (pictured)
3. Old Soviet Union flag necktie
4. Chairman Mao neckties
5. Stop Abortion neckties
6. Koranic scripture neckties (definitely not a good idea on the Liberty University campus!)
7. Confederate Flag necktie
8. Playboy emblem necktie
9. Two Grooms with Brown Hair necktie (or any other overt gay neckties, not in the fashion sense)
10. Nude Woman Drinking Beer necktie

Other ties that were considered:

Palestinian Flag neckties (really bad idea if you're going to meet with Sen. Joe Lieberman on The Hill).
Rush Limbuagh neckties
Josef Stalin neckties
No Condom neckties
Mustafa Kemal Ataturk neckties (bad idea if you're in Glendale, Calif., which is home to America's largest Armenian population!)

Top Ten Most Controversial Books of All Times

As the delirious Rev. Terry Jones has proven over the last few days, books can stir up a lot of emotions. My late father Mehmet Gokbudak, who came from Turkey, was not too pleased when this particular "David and Goliath" book (the same one pictured here) was given to me as a Christmas present circa 1976 from one of my mom's relatives in South Carolina. The book was never burned, but it was misplaced so alas we can't hawk it on E-bay. Ironically, my father who was a Muslim had no such issues with Dr. Seuss' "Green Eggs and Ham."

The web site listserve.com came up with this list of the Ten Most Controversial books ever written. I was surprised that "Mein Kempf" by Adolf Hitler didn't make the list! Nor was there a mention of Salman Rushdie's novel "The Satanic Verses," which is still probably VERY hard to find in Qom, Iran.

There were some surprising choices here, and most of them seem to center around religion or politics. (I should note for readers in Princeton, WVa, Fort Mill, SC, Provo, Utah or Tashkent, Uzbekistan, that these are not my views!):

1. The Holy Bible

2. The Koran

3. The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and F. Engels

4. The Prince by Nicado Machiavelli

5. I Did It by O. J. Simpson

6. The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins

7. Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger (a novel)

8. Book of Mormon by Joseph Smith

9. Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain (a novel)

10. Holy Blood and The Holy Grail by Dan Brown

In regards to Rev. Jones' dubious efforts to burn copies of the Koran, which have thankfully been called off (we assume?!), the Rev. Meredith Hotetsu Garman of the Unitarian Universialist Church in Gainesville, Fla, where Jones is located, denounced his crusade. She said in a statement that as Unitarians, 'we' should 'stand witness of the faith tradition we inherit, to embody our heritage of freedom, reason and acceptance.'


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