Top Tens Things To Do (Satire): Watch More Sean Connery Flicks

Here is a satirical look at ten things to do for next week:

1) Read "Bright Lights, Big City" again

2) Plan 2016 trip to Bolivia where Che Guevara was executed by military forces (pict. center)

3) Watch four Sean Connery films even if you've seen them before

4) Watch aquarium video on Youtube

5) Play Dig Dug for 4.5 hours

6) Put flowers on a strangers' grave

7) Wash mom's car

8) Clean bathroom

9) Read an issue of "Wired"

10) Find a missing Yorkie

Before We Take a Week Off: Ten More Embarrasing Ways to Die

Greetings to our blog readers in Latvia, Spain and Cyprus, and we send out a special greetings to Glenn Beck, Edward Snowden and Paris Hilton: Three of our favorite celebrity narcissists.

Let's go to the big list on ten ways no one wants to die:

1. Getting hit by a Valley Metro bus in Roanoke, Va. (top image)

2. Seizure from playing War of the Warcraft for 48 straight hours.

3. Getting struck by lightning while playing mini-golf in Ocean City, Maryland.

4. Choking to death on a bowl of Rice Krispies (center image)

5. Getting hit by a foul ball at a Philadelphia Phillies baseball game.

6. Getting struck down in the parking lot by an oncoming vehicle after shopping at Target.

7. Smoke inhalation from house fire caused by smoking Marlboros in bed.

9.  Drowning while fishing in the Dan River in Eden, North Carolina.

10. Getting hit by a falling coconut from a tree while vacationing in Belize (bottom image).

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Silly Picture to Fill Space- The Green Pigs of Angry Birds

Since we are heading back to Coco Cay in The Bahamas for a second time this year (that is a joke), we thought we'd leave you with this image of the notorious pigs from Angry Birds, which I'm told is even popular in Turkey, where one might expect that the pigs would cause a problem.

Everyone should be warned that the game is very, very addictive, even more so than Starbucks coffee!

I was surprised to learn that Angry Birds was created in Finland, given the Kamikaze elements of the video game, I thought it was assuredly something Made in Japan.

For those who enjoy eating barbecue who might be in the Richmond, Va., area, Google recommends ExBilly's BarBQ which has a web site (extrabillys.com) and their phone number is (804) 282-3949.

Pirates Took Over My Facebook Page

So, we will taking a week off from this blog to try and resolve that mess and several other important matters that we tend to.

I want everyone to be fully aware that Facebook hacking, as I so rudely found out, is on the rise.

And, like every situation in which you are stranded with a flat tire on the road at 3 a.m., the folks you assume to be your pals are too busy playing "Super Mario Brothers" to try and help you!